Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas...Who needs a drink!

Oooo, ooo, Me!

I love me some Christmas, but Lord Almighty it is stressful. It is the second Christmas in a row that Dustin couldn't be with his family, and he misses them, bless his heart. OMG though, I'm already tired of all the dram. Dustin wanted to go sleep at his parents house, I guess because, (a) katie and logan ditched, and my mom stresses him out; and (b) because Deally is there all by herself. So I told him that he was starting shit, and to go fuck himself and stay there, because he was, and everyone thought that he was leaving because he hated them and blah blah blah. He really is trying, but being here stresses him out because he doesn't like being confrontational, and my family lives on conflict.

Christmas food is good though, even though my tummy doesn't think so. It will be glad to be feasting again, a/o January 1. Thank God, because I feel like such a FAT ASS. ugh.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Day 9: Wow!!

We are on day nine, and it has been a pretty crazy trip so far. I haven't really experienced any major detox symptoms, with the exception of a few headaches.

I've lost nearly ten pounds so far!!!! Putting me at:

188.4 lbs,

as of this morning!!! Wooohooo!

To help with the detox stuff I've been skin brushing almost everyday, taking psyllium husks and bentonite, lots of icky green powder, and some other things that I'm not sure I want to advertise : ).

I have to say the hardest part of this whole shindig is getting up and making our juice. Sometimes I just can't bring myself to make another freaking juice. When that happens, I'll force some green powder down in some "from the bottle" orange juice, and call it good. We haven't been drinking the recommended one gallon of juice either.

Anyways, we are going to the city today to get groceries. The more greens I have, the easier it is to make the juice.

Gotta go take a final

Monday, December 1, 2008

Juice Feast: Day 1

Today has gone well so far. I have only had one quart of juice so far, and 8 oz of GT's Multigreen Kombucha(i freakin' love that shiz), which is not ideal, but my days are kind of screwed up since I work nights, so I eat mostly at night anyways. We haven't gone grocery shopping yet, but we will be doing that tonight. Our last meal last night was not Thai Cafe, sadly, as they are apparently closed on Sundays. Instead we had El Vaquero, which was pretty rockin', and our last bites of food were dates. If you haven't ever tried real, fresh dates, you're missin' out. They are freaking candy.

Ok, so here are my beginning stats:

Weight: 195.6 lbs.
Yard Sale Juice (whatever was left over in my fridge)- Beets, Apples, Carrots, Cranberries, Strawberries, Cabbage, and a Pomagranate. Never try to juice a banana- it just turned to banana goo in the juicing basket.

So, hopefully I'll be posting nearly every day for this Feast, and posting lots of pictures, hopefully of weight loss.

Ta Ta.